For all of you peeps who easily get bored while shopping, this message is sure to help:

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.

3. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

4. Put M&M's on layaway.

5. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

6. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

7. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

8. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

9. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!!"

10. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

*not written by me ^^"